Our New Old House

I was popping some of the tiles off the wall in the kitchen and was somewhat alarmed at how greasy everything was.  But when I got to the second row of tiles down, I found PUDDLES OF GREASE that had pooled inside the tiles!!!  AAAAHHHH  GROSS!!! 

I’m a vegetarian and my walls are literally DRIPPING with rendered animal fat! 

Picture!

And that’s why I love him. 

From a chat with our friend Gianfranco, whose nickname is Pigeon  (Brandon’s nickname is Gamble.): 

Gamble: The APR is way too high, and not fixed.  But I still want one [Brandon types a link to a credit card with an adorable picture of two kitties]
Gamble: you would think that supporting the ASPCA the card would be fixed.  buh-dump-chick
Pigeon: Awww
Gamble: get it?  … “fixed”?  … eh? … come on… nothing?  FINE!  ..nuts to you!  
Pigeon head desks.
Pigeon: but laughs anyway

These people make me smile. 

Brandon’s in the blue trunks, Gianfranco’s in the red.